You Spend 5 Minutes at the Stop Sign...  
...Waiting for it to turn green.

A Turtle 
...walks faster than you do.


When walking short distances, I start singing to myself, "Put one foot in front of the other, and soon you'll be walking ...

You know you have MS when... 

...you have all the side effects of being drunk, but you missed out on all the fun of the party!

You feel like a monkey..... 
.....because you use your hands as much as your feet to get around the house!

You grab something..... 

.....and it slips right through your fingers!!!!

You say Merry Christmas 
to people at church....

....when it's actually EASTER!

You find your car in the lot and get in the back seat. 
Then you realize you are the driver!

Ban the Deodorant! 
You know you have MS when...You lift up your boob to apply your deodorant!

You Race Your Bladder  
to the bathroom...



.......and you lose.

Gotta Keep a Sense of Humor  Not rated yet


...your coffee cup says "I'm not drunk, I have MS...

What's your excuse?"

"Who left that damn thing in the way?!!!  Not rated yet

...is what you say, angrily when someone watches you stumble, trip, and fall.-- OVER AN INVISIBLE OBJECT!!! HAHAHA

Oh, I'm Just m.s.n Around--Messin Around  Not rated yet

...Is what you tell someone when they see you stagger, trip, and fall, and they ask, "Are you ok?" ---AND YOU'RE SERIOUS!!! haha...

My MS Monkey...  Not rated yet
...sneaks up on you and plays one of his tricks on you.

You know you have ms when...,


...standing with the guys at work, you loose your balance ...

Prickly Pear  Not rated yet
...you feel like a human pin cushion, prickly all over......needles and pins feeling on face and legs. It's almost like static electricity all over.

A Hallway Seems Like A Long Walk...  Not rated yet
And while walking that hallway you have to repeat to yourself..., over and over and over again..., why your walking down the hallway.

I love walls!  Not rated yet

...You develop a personal relationship with the walls inside your house.

A Suicide Knob/Cane  Not rated yet


...has nothing to do with being cool or pimp. It's simply the only way you can walk or drive anywhere more than 5 ft.

You Go Back Into Your Apartment...  Not rated yet


...because you forgot your car keys a second time, because you came back out with a fork the first time.

THINGS SLIP THROUGH.....  Not rated yet
THE CRACKS IN YOUR MIND


........when your kids say, "Mommy you forgot again didn't you?" lol

You Think Your Hands  Not rated yet
and feet fell asleep again...


....but you realize its just the MS making itself known again!

Like Mom, Like Daughter  Not rated yet
When my 2 yr old daughter and I both wear diapers!

When Going Away  Not rated yet
....you have to map out bathrooms wherever you go.

You constantly tell....  Not rated yet
....your leg to, "make a move"!

You are convulsed in laughter  Not rated yet
....and everyone else is barely smiling.

You're glad your house   Not rated yet
has chair-rails.....



.........because you need them to help you walk!

You miss your appointment.....  Not rated yet
.........and your neuro doesn't bat an eye.

You have to look  Not rated yet
down at your feet.....



To see if you have socks or shoes on.

You talk to your feet...  Not rated yet
...and count steps to keep on trudging along.

Someone at 8:30 a.m. church...  Not rated yet

.....sees you weave down the aisle and tells you it's a bit early for tippling!

You look in the pantry......  Not rated yet
......And you find a gallon of milk!

You nonchalantly walk all the way into  Not rated yet
......... the men's restroom and see men there who are NOT happy!

You meet someone new   Not rated yet
And have to ask their name again after 20 seconds.

Your kids have you get the toast out  Not rated yet
Because your numb fingers can take it!